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It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'There's nothing on.'

Star Wars Audience

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"It's 100% commercials."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

Wordplay: Me.

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

Couch potato.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."