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'City bonuses cut by a third.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Fitness Course.

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

What's a CEO's motivation?

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

'The president wants us to take more risks. I say the riskiest thing we can do now is to give ourselves another bonus.'

Top AIG executives agree to give back bonuses.

"What do you think it is?... It's your, fat cat bonus."

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,

Footballer's Wages

Working Out

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

'Happy birthday, darling!'

"They understand that our bonuses should reflect the moral high ground...the higher the better."

"If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses..."

"It's not much of a bonus, but you do get sprinkles on top."

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

'We can't let the total lack of profits impact bonuses.'

'no, I'm sorry to say, giving up your bonus has not increased my respect for you.'

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?