Bonus Baller Pillows

'City bonuses cut by a third.'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Fitness Course.

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

What's a CEO's motivation?

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

"They understand that our bonuses should reflect the moral high ground...the higher the better."

Working Out

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

'Happy birthday, darling!'

Footballer's Wages

"What do you think it is?... It's your, fat cat bonus."

"If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses..."

"It's not much of a bonus, but you do get sprinkles on top."

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

My bonus wasn't obscene, but it did come with a parental advisory.

'We can't let the total lack of profits impact bonuses.'