Baller Pillows

'Happy birthday, darling!'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Basketball

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'It was all ball!'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

Cinderella

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'They think it's Pavlova.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Working Out

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Nosferatutu.

Ballet Couple

Takes a bow...

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

Recycling basketballs

Christmas Ballet Tree.

'City bonuses cut by a third.'

Odette cries! Swan Lake

Katrina became a ballerina just so she could justify her chain smoking and fad dieting.

'Well, if none of you have anything to say we may as well knock off early and go home.'

'Tennis'

Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty

"Who approved all this infrastructure spending for casinos?"