Playful Baller Pillows

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Advanced footsie

Basketball

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Sailor boy

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"More helium."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

You are simply the Greatest

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

The Gong

I love ewe.

"You complete me."

"Wanna play?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"