Playful Baller Mugs

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Mixed Doubles.

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Advanced footsie

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Basketball

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"More helium."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

You are simply the Greatest

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Sailor boy

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Wanna play?"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

The Gong

"You complete me."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.