Playful Boaster Mugs

'See? — that's the big one I got away from.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Skateboard Olympics.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Stuff Broken

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Surfin' the web.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Javelin

Timmy Gets Solitary.

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'