Playful Boaster Gifts

'See? — that's the big one I got away from.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Skateboard Olympics.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

Stuff Broken

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Adult Magician

Surfin' the web.

Mobile Holmes.

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Javelin

Timmy Gets Solitary.

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

Trick of Treat

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"