Business Boaster Gifts

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Apples for sale

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

New Ideas in Business.

'Don't go too far out on a limb - he'll send you to a branch office.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Growing a business....

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

Now before I give you my report, I want you all to remember the word 'cycle'.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

'So - any more comments, other than 'it looks a bit like a tortoise'?'