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'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Apples for sale

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

'Don't go too far out on a limb - he'll send you to a branch office.'

New Ideas in Business.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Growing a business....

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Now before I give you my report, I want you all to remember the word 'cycle'.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."