Competitive Boaster T-Shirts

'I got that one for getting this one.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Danth battle?

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Skateboard Olympics.

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

Competition within the Physics Department heats up.

Space Hopper Rodeo

Runner with a kick-starter.

Sales Chart

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

The bastards have hired a personal trainer!

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

Puck Building Shoot-out

'I call that check my 'Pancake Special'.'