Competitive Boaster Gifts

'I got that one for getting this one.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Danth battle?

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Skateboard Olympics.

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

Competition within the Physics Department heats up.

Space Hopper Rodeo

Runner with a kick-starter.

"Hi. First time, long time. Second marriage, second mortgage. Forty years old, forty pounds overweight. No question - I just like talking about myself."

The bastards have hired a personal trainer!

Sales Chart

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

Puck Building Shoot-out

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning