Radio Boaster Gifts

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Ohm sweet Ohm

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"We've seen your dramatic weight loss in the celeb mags recently, how have you achieved it?"

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Animal Band radio.

PBS is next

WPC

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

Operating Room

'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

Man in office listening to portable radio.

"I know - let's make a programme about people's complaints about our bloody awful programmes...!!"