Radio Broadcaster Gifts

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

'We're half way through the nostalgia hour...but I genuinely feel it's not as good now as it was when we started.'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."

'Well Mr Salmond why have you continued to pursue the very unpopular wind turbine policy all over Scotland?'

'So...do you think Alan Jones will die of shame?'

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

Man in office listening to portable radio.

'That was 'Yesterday in Parliament' . . .'

PBS is next

'I don't know why you bother listening to the weather forecast every day: It's always the same...'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

I'll be singing, but Ted here will come down on the half hour to read the news.

When did the songbirds switch to a talk radio format? The squirrel lobby! The squirrel lobby is killing the nation! You said it, Jimbo.

This has been a test of the extremely annoying noises system.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Operating Room

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Dialogue

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

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