Radio Boaster Mugs

"Hi. First time, long time. Second marriage, second mortgage. Forty years old, forty pounds overweight. No question - I just like talking about myself."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Ohm sweet Ohm

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Sue Perkins

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Terry Wogan

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"We've seen your dramatic weight loss in the celeb mags recently, how have you achieved it?"

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

Animal Band radio.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

PBS is next

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

WPC

When did the songbirds switch to a talk radio format? The squirrel lobby! The squirrel lobby is killing the nation! You said it, Jimbo.

Operating Room

'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

Man in office listening to portable radio.

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."