Business Boosters T-Shirts

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"Expense account or regular?"

Congratulations on the new you!

Responsibility and duties

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Self-esteem class seems to help you.' 'That and mega doses of Prozac!'

"You can do it!"

Don't Take No For an Answer

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

'Any recommendations besides these report cards saying you work well with others?'

Sinking sales

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'