Building Block Buff Gifts

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

Toys and environmental pollution

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Extra innings.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'The buildings are merging.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Home maintenance

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Tariff Adjustment

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"Junior is so cute playing with his building blocks."

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).