Basement Buff T-Shirts

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

'He likes to power nap.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'I admire your floatibility.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Tax.'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'The buildings are merging.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Home maintenance

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

They Always Say That

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'We've found the problem...'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Romney Tax Desk: Accounts Receivable...Accounts Believable.

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.