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How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Get on with it!

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Appointments and Disappointments

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'The buildings are merging.'

Vincent Van Goth.

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

Building getting a new coat fitted

'Office real estate' lifting weights

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'