Sewing Buff T-Shirts

En Pointe.

I quilt therefore I am

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

French horn.

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Purple dress

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Appointments and Disappointments

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

Sew on a sequin!

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'The buildings are merging.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'