Pipeline Buff Gifts

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Free Bird!"

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'We've found the problem...'

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Internal Combustion.

Betting on $80 oil price.

Men Working Since 1931

Safety - "Don't tick off Tiny."

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

Noah's ark in a draught.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

Bridge opens for passing swans.

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

Tank

'The HS2 line is going to bring in a lot of work...'