Pipeline Enthusiast Gifts

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Lazy plumber.

Making it look easy.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Alpine Pipe

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

Pipe dreams!

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"I say!"

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

Oil Price

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Sherlock Holmes.

Trophy head.

I hate it when they start without us.

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Arthur Conan Doyle

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

Pipe Dream

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"