Pipeline Enthusiast Pillows

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Lazy plumber.

Making it look easy.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

Pipe dreams!

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Oil Price

The two friends

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Sherlock Holmes.

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

Arthur Conan Doyle

Trophy head.

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

I hate it when they start without us.

Pipe Dream

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

Compton MacKenzie.

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"