Pipeline Engineer Admirer Pillows

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lazy plumber.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

Keystone XL

"Look at these! Now, do you believe in evolution?"

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

When beavers dream.

'My phone's been tapped!'

Pipe dreams!

Bricklayer

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

"As I said to Steve: if they don't ship oil in that proposed pipeline...it's going to make one heck of a water slide!"

Arthur Conan Doyle

Compton MacKenzie.

I hate it when they start without us.