Pipeline Ponderer Pillows

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Reindeer in a conga line do the limbo beneath a pipeline.

"As I said to Steve: if they don't ship oil in that proposed pipeline...it's going to make one heck of a water slide!"

Keystone XL

Solar Energy Pipeline Leak

Frank Stronach talks about his cows. . .

An oil pipeline through my property is fine by me!

'I understand that this guy used to be the advance man for a carnival sideshow.'

"Personally I have no issues with a pipeline running under my property."

Beginning Yarder.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.