Plumber Ponderer Pillows

"And another thing. . . Why can you never get a plumber when you need one?"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Shakespeare was bisexual

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Keystone XL

"Is there a God?"

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Bizarre sights.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Energy speculation.

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Elevator dilemma.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.