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Energy speculation.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Beginning Yarder.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Keystone XL

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Is there a God?"

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Bizarre sights.

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Elevator dilemma.

Quick Crossword.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."

"You can't tell me what to do! You're not my wife!"