Plug Ponderer Mugs

Energy speculation.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Beginning Yarder.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Keystone XL

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Is there a God?"

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

Bizarre sights.

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Elevator dilemma.

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

Quick Crossword.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."

"You can't tell me what to do! You're not my wife!"

"This one looks like an ink-spill too."