Plug Point Ponderer Mugs

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Happy thoughts

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

Keystone XL

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Is there a God?"

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

Bizarre sights.

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

Energy speculation.

Elevator dilemma.