Pressure Points Ponderer Mugs

'Pro Golfer Associated Catatonic Tigrephrenia...'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Happy thoughts

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Bumper Limos

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

Sitting down

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it.

Oil consumption.

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

World Demand Price Up

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

Perhaps we should sell ours?

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

"Hmm....2B or not 2B....?"

A Chinese person pushes a yin and yang symbol up a hill.

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

'I see the price of food is up again.' - 'Yes, 10 pence a pint.'