'Pro Golfer Associated Catatonic Tigrephrenia...'
Pressure Points Ponderer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the pressure points ponderer? These clever, tongue-in-cheek items are designed to spark curiosity and delight those who enjoy thinking outside the box. Ideal for the creative mind that loves playful riddles, intriguing puzzles, or unusual ideas, our collection offers humorous and thoughtful merchandise to match their inventive spirit. Whether it's a fun mug, a quirky print, or an inspiring t-shirt, find the perfect way to honor their love for pondering life's tricky questions.
"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"
Happy thoughts
Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.
"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."
"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?
'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'
'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'
"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."
"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"
'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.
Bumper Limos
Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.
The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.
"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."
'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'
Sitting down
"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"
Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.
"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."
'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'
Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it.
"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"
"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."
"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"
Oil consumption.
"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."
"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."
"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."
"Hmm....2B or not 2B....?"
A Chinese person pushes a yin and yang symbol up a hill.
World Demand Price Up
Perhaps we should sell ours?
Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'
Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
Pressure Points Ponderer Gifts Collection
Pressure Points Ponderer Mugs
Explore our range of clever mugs perfect for the pressure points ponderer—witty designs to brighten their mornings and fuel their curiosity.
Pressure Points Ponderer Pillows
Brighten their space with pillows that inspire—ideal for the pressure points ponderer who appreciates both comfort and cleverness.
Pressure Points Ponderer Prints
Discover prints that stimulate curiosity—perfect for the pressure points ponderer to decorate their personal sanctuary with intellect and style.
Pressure Points Ponderer T-Shirts
Check out our inventive t-shirts for the pressure points ponderer—humorous and thought-provoking designs for every creative mind.