Pressure Point Enthusiast Gifts

Another form of performance anxiety.

Danger Slow Sand.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Daughter/psychiatrist

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

"Gotta go."

"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

"...Under pressure?..gain instant relief with Doctor Bengts information overload adjuster...."

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

"I am retired now, but I was an accountant for 35 years 8 months 16 days 14 hours 26 minutes and 34 seconds."

Monks haircutting with compasses

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

'Parker does his best work under pressure.'

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

"Did you say 39 or 93?"

"Peep.....Peeep...bloody peep!"

'Oh, sure...You think I've 'got the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow', well, the world's mighty heavy and that rainbow is MURDER on my hemorrhoids!'

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

Surveyor