Pressure Enthusiasts Gifts

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Danger Slow Sand.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Raining

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Listening to Coldplay.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Nuclear energy.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

The Daily Me

Sinalization.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Man selling dirt and mud.

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"I think they've watered down the beer."

Daughter/psychiatrist

'Ring around the rosey ...'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

power of press

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'