Volume Enthusiast Gifts

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

"Too loud?"

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Tong!"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Fossil record player.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Artist and Musician

"You know you're getting old when..."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Groovy Baby

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Robert Drake

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Joan Jett

The Gong

His master's chill-out album

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"The record player is skipping again."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Heavenly voices.

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"Music has doubled my income..."

Son measuring his father against the wall.