Volume Enthusiast Pillows

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tong!"

Artist and Musician

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fossil record player.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Groovy Baby

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"The record player is skipping again."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"Music has doubled my income..."

Bob Dylan

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'