Mass Enthusiast Pillows

Priest's 'To do' list.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

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The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'Checkmate!'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Last Chance for Everything.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"His prose is so muscular."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

'Shove' (at big sale).

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

"I am in training for the sales."

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

'I'm all about quantity.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'