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Priest's 'To do' list.

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

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The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'Checkmate!'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Last Chance for Everything.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"His prose is so muscular."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

Pushy Coach.

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

"I am in training for the sales."

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Shove' (at big sale).

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

'I'm all about quantity.'