Mma Enthusiast Pillows

Computers can beat humans at chess but they still have a ways to go with mixed martial arts.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

Overjumpers

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Remember me?'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Lost around a military base.

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'