Mma Enthusiast Gifts

Computers can beat humans at chess but they still have a ways to go with mixed martial arts.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Overjumpers

Neo-International Law

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Military Medals

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Mod Kwan Doh

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Old Karate Master

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable