Mma Gifts

Overjumpers

What do you think of my idea for non-violent protests of Arizona's onerous immigration laws? Outdated. But - This is the era of MMA - Martial Arts Brawls, pay-per-view battles to submission. If you're mad at Arizona, challenge it to a cage match until one of the other of you breaks your forearm!!! Know your audience. I'll pay $16 to watch you wrestle Arizona's governor.

"Well, I guess that settles that."

"The insurance fraud investigators caught me competing in the mixed martial arts tournament."

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Mardi Gras

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

I could have danced all night!

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Pretty Flowers

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."