Mma Mugs

Overjumpers

"Well, I guess that settles that."

"The insurance fraud investigators caught me competing in the mixed martial arts tournament."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Eternal Student.