Mma Enthusiasts Pillows

Overjumpers

Priest's 'To do' list.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant Monster in Bath

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Sidewalk Ballet

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Young Godzilla.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"His prose is so muscular."

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.