Mma Enthusiasts Pillows

What do you think of my idea for non-violent protests of Arizona's onerous immigration laws? Outdated. But - This is the era of MMA - Martial Arts Brawls, pay-per-view battles to submission. If you're mad at Arizona, challenge it to a cage match until one of the other of you breaks your forearm!!! Know your audience. I'll pay $16 to watch you wrestle Arizona's governor.

Overjumpers

Priest's 'To do' list.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Sidewalk Ballet

Young Godzilla.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

"His prose is so muscular."

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...