Resonance Enthusiast Pillows

Man bangs a gong and his clothes fall off.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Future garbage truck driver.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tong!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Library Grand Opening

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."