Pressure Players Gifts

"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

Danger Slow Sand.

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

Ski-ball.

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

Daughter/psychiatrist

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

"Gotta go."

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"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

'I will need to watch the replay.'

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'It's for you.'