Thriving Under Pressure Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, if it's any consolation, your social media makes it looks like you're absolutely thriving."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

100k Desert Crawl

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

Office Woman

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"Sorry, I spaced out. What were you saying about your life threatening emergency?"

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

"...Under pressure?..gain instant relief with Doctor Bengts information overload adjuster...."

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

"Your blood pressure is completely normal. Are you sure you're married with children?"

"Well, go get a job and move out if your allowance doesn't have the purchasing power it did when you were fourteen."

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'