Peer Pressure Ponderer Gifts

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

“I don’t want to do an at-home workout if no one else is.”

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Max Weber

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

Caption Contest TK

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

I see

Bumper Limos

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Are these sessions as soul-deadening for you as they are for me, doctor? Let's not have a contest, Al. Or, if we do, no wagering.

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

Jealousy

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'