Peer Review Ponderer Gifts

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Thank you for submitting the enclosed research paper. Unfortunately, it did not pass our laugh test."

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'Nuff said.

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

A cool proposal

Replaced by a Robot...

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Intelligent Technology - blessing or curse?

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"Tim, I'm having a problem with your marriage proposal."

Which came first, the club or the hole?

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

Remainders Shop

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'It just wouldn't work out Derek. I'm from a red state and you're from a blue state.'

'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'

"We can't enjoin them forever. Someone is going to build a better mousetrap."

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

"As a matter of fact, we do have one question."

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.