Peer Review Ponderer Pillows

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Thank you for submitting the enclosed research paper. Unfortunately, it did not pass our laugh test."

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

A cool proposal

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Replaced by a Robot...

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"Tim, I'm having a problem with your marriage proposal."

Intelligent Technology - blessing or curse?

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

Which came first, the club or the hole?

Remainders Shop

'It just wouldn't work out Derek. I'm from a red state and you're from a blue state.'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'

"As a matter of fact, we do have one question."

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

"We can't enjoin them forever. Someone is going to build a better mousetrap."

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

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