Peer Pressure Ponderer Mugs

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

“I don’t want to do an at-home workout if no one else is.”

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Max Weber

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Bumper Limos

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Caption Contest TK

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'