Pressure Points Ponderer Prints

'Pro Golfer Associated Catatonic Tigrephrenia...'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Happy thoughts

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Bumper Limos

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

Sitting down

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

Oil consumption.

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

"Hmm....2B or not 2B....?"

A Chinese person pushes a yin and yang symbol up a hill.

World Demand Price Up

Perhaps we should sell ours?

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?