Pipeline Ponderer Mugs

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Reindeer in a conga line do the limbo beneath a pipeline.

"As I said to Steve: if they don't ship oil in that proposed pipeline...it's going to make one heck of a water slide!"

Keystone XL

Solar Energy Pipeline Leak

An oil pipeline through my property is fine by me!

'I understand that this guy used to be the advance man for a carnival sideshow.'

"Personally I have no issues with a pipeline running under my property."

Beginning Yarder.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Have they no shame?"